i'm the 'IY' in all of these. colour-coded for convenience, other names (except mine) reduced to initials to protect the innocent. or the guilty, as it may be. funtimes on instant messengers. convos/quotes/mostly injokes. stupid things that make me smile.

YT: good evening young man
IY: YOUNG MAN?
YT: sounds like the village people in here

YT: **turns Scottish and does a jig in a kilt**
YT: **with bagpipes**
YT: **and no underpants**
YT: **just to torment you all**

TS: God needs a beta reader, then things like YT wouldn't happen to good people like us.
YT: I LOVE YOU TOO TS

YT: 'be hungry for knowlage like a penguin is for clams'
YT: *knowledge
YT: wtf
YT: so according to Watanabe-sensei that's a proverb??
IY: do penguins even eat clams?
YT: dear god
IY: because that could change the meaning of the proverb drastically.
YT: yeah like 'fuck success I'm a penguin'
IY: you have no idea how much i need that on a t-shirt.

TM: so that band actually is right! Happiness really isn't a fish you can catch...
TM: but when you've got it, put it in the tank and don't forget to feed it! <3

TS: Angst! It's what you do!
TS: Or it's what SOME of us do...

KJ: You don't suppose that headphones can be haunted, do you?
YT: if they can be it's obviously YAmato's fault
YT: more than likely

IK: Whenever someone types in l33t.. I break out in hives.
KJ: Every time someone types in l33t, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.
YT: every time someone types in l33t god masterbates.
TS: NO!
TS: Honestly YT, I swear you're the most disgusting person I know.
IK: ..sometimes you really outdo yourself, YT.
KJ: That's 'masturbates', btw. Just so you know.
IK: ..and you're not far behind him, KJ.

KJ: Oh God, my brother comes home from university and he's all smiles about how much less stress it is than high school.
KJ: "Even if you are studying medicine, blah blah blah."
KJ: So! I am going to murder him.
KJ: And I'm going to murder the entire MEXT.
KJ: And then I'm going to top MYSELF off.
KJ: ...except not really, that was a joke.
KJ: You don't think that the government is secretly surveying our IMs, do you?
KJ: Suddenly I feel extremely unwell.

TM: say something sexy in French, Yamato!!
IY: mon aeroglisseur est plein d'anguilles.
TM: ...
TM: I know enough French to know that is REALLY not sexy.
IY: unless you're into that kind of thing.
TM: you have NO IDEA how much I really AM NOT (>__<;;)

IY: once, i had a girl.
YT: or should I say
IY: she once had me.
TM: oh REALLY. (>___>)
YT: she showed me her room
IY: isn't it good? norwegian wood.
TS: Is 'YT and Yamato's Overly Suggestive Karaoke Hour' a thing? Because... I think it should be a thing.
TM: officially a thing!
YT: I ASKED HER TO DINNER AND THEN SHE HIT ME WITH A CHAIR
IY: there you go, ladies.
IY: you can't say that's suggestive or a song any longer.
TS: I wasn't aware we were talking about YT's romantic troubles =P
TM: is YT dating Lady Mondegreen? (^_~)
IY: i knew there was a reason i loved you, TM.

TS: I know exactly ONE tennis joke.
TS: Anyone can be an umpire. If you can sit in a high chair and yell "deuce, deuce" then you're in.
TS: The one job in the world that doesn't discriminate based on age! Even babies can do it! ;)
TS: ...that is SO BAD.