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Anyway, elsewheres:

TEACH YOURSELF TO CODE DECENTLY IT'S LITERALLY FREE YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE

LEARN ABOUT WEB STANDARDS THEY EXIST FOR A REASON

also don't use anti-right-click scripts, that's shitty behaviour and they don't stop people from looking at your code anyway, jus sayin

ALSO also download SoulSeek because stealing music off the internets will never not be fun also background music is a must while HTMLing around (which is why autoplaying music on your website is STILL FROWNED UPON these days hint fucking hint); don't look at me like that, I don't make the rules, I just follow 'em. Spotify? Whatify? Get Stuffedify. This is the yesterweb, baby. Stop being a sheep and hoard your mp3s like we all used to, ya pansy.